Thought I’d share this just for fun.
In clearing out some old files, I came across this poem I wrote back when my youngest girls were toddlers. It’s a true account of a pitifully chaotic day that we all lived to tell about. I hope it makes you smile and reminds you that sometimes the demands of our lives are often proof of our blessings. And despite how tough it is at times, it really is great to be a woman…and wife…and mother…and cook…and chauffeur…and teacher…and referee…and nurse…and, okay you get it. You’re there.
It’s Tough Being a Woman
Ah a moment to sit
On the couch for a bit
With a cup of hot tea in hand.
Wee ones down for a nap,
A good book on my lap
And dinner simmering in a pan.
Then my reverie is broken
As harsh words are spoken
From behind a bedroom door.
“Mommy, she hit me!”
“That’s cause she bit me!”
A wail and then a small roar.
So I drag myself up
And put down my cup,
Too tired to even mention.
Would either one care
That all this gray hair’s
‘Cause it’s tough being a woman?
I’m now in a hurry
To step in as referee
And get back to my tea while it’s hot.
But halfway to the stairs,
Teflon-laden air
Reminds me of an unwatched pot.
So I race to the stove,
But the ring of the phone
Quickly stops me in my tracks.
Now children are crying,
And dinner is frying,
And mama is stressed to the max.
My son bursts through the door,
Traipsing mud on the floor;
Kind words I just can not summon.
The answering machine blares;
It’s the school, but who cares?
It’s too tough being a woman!
Then my two little fighters—
One hitter, one biter
Run by, each wielding a stick.
So I call to my daughter,
“Please go get your father!
And tell him I need him quick!”
Next I rant and I fuss,
But, thank God, didn’t cuss
And reveal the heart of this sinner.
I intercept the two
On their way back through
And finally turn off that dinner.
Then my husband strolls in
With a bit of a grin
And a little sideways glance.
And says, “Honey, you know
You have quite a glow,
And you’re lookin’ real good in those pants.”
It was all I could take;
I let it escape,
And I ended up being the villain.
But why couldn’t they see
There’s only one of me
And, MAN! It’s tough being a woman!
Then with all his charm
He reached out his arms
And said, “Why don’t you have a seat?”
“But I’m too far behind…”
He said, “It’ll be fine,
And we can just go out to eat.”
Later, the kids in bed,
My hand on their heads,
I thank God for all I’ve been given.
What He gives is enough.
The rest is just stuff,
And MAN! It’s great being a woman.